If you've managed to go with far in life without encountering the Instagram bro Dan Bilzerian, you're doing pretty well for yourself.

Dan is a poker player who lives off a trust fund from his Wall Street father and pays women to hang out with him because he's such a boring, shell of a person. Because of this, he's amassed many Instagram followers and is known by some as the "King of Instagram."

Recently, Dan supposedly finished writing his autobiography, and he took to Twitter to say he would pay $5,000 to whoever came up with the best title for his book. (If you can't think of a title for your own book, how much of the book did you even write?)

Naturally, very few people submitted sincere title ideas to try to win the prize money. Instead, people jumped straight to roasting the hell out of him.

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